Pirate Grade Reports

Public acquisition-readiness scores for AI tools and micro-SaaS. Every grade uses the same 7-criteria framework — so you can compare projects and understand what moves the price.

7 Grading Criteria

1. Works without founder 2. Documented customer type 3. Revenue proof 4. Simple onboarding 5. Clear value metric 6. Transferable IP 7. Market evidence

DashIQ (dashiq.app) Top This Week

AI Business Analytics · $5.8k MRR · 9 months

Best-positioned asset this week. Daily automated reports, ex-data analyst founder, 9 months of retention data. One pre-sale task: document the SQL query library.

ProspectAI (prospectai.so)

AI B2B Lead Enrichment · $4.1k MRR · 6 months

Strongest this week. Ex-sales engineer founder + 6 months history + clear B2B ICP. Main gap: enrichment prompts undocumented. Fix that and it's top-tier.

Briefr (briefr.so)

AI Meeting Intelligence · $1.8k MRR · 4 months

Strong operator play. Daily-use workflow = lower churn. Integration migration (Zoom/Google OAuth) is the main pre-sale task.

CopyFlow (copyflow.ai)

AI Ad Copy Generator · $2.2k MRR · 5 months

Good revenue, dangerous category. AI copywriting is commoditized — ChatGPT undercuts at every price point. Score is held down by market evidence, not product quality.

ThreadBot (threadbot.app)

AI Slack/Teams Intelligence · $680 MRR · 3 months

Right category, wrong stage. Slack app install = clean onboarding. Revenue too early to price. Hold 2 months or sell to technical buyer at $5k–$15k now.

Jobric (jobric.ai)

AI Job Matching · $3.3k MRR · 2 months

Fast traction, clean exit signal (founder at Microsoft). Thin revenue history and likely undocumented codebase are the gaps. Fixable in 3-4 weeks.

ReviewIQ (reviewiq.co)

AI Review Management · $3.1k MRR · 7 months

Seven months of retention data tells the story buyers need. Ex-e-commerce ops founder, daily-use workflow, agency white-label play. Template library needs documenting pre-sale.

FormFlow AI (formflow.ai)

AI Form Builder & Lead Qualification · $890 MRR · 5 months

Cleanest onboarding we've graded — embed and go. Growth engineer founder = product built around conversion metrics. Revenue too thin to price well today.

RecapAI (recapai.so)

AI Video Call Intelligence · $1.2k MRR · 2 months

Fastest velocity this week ($1.2k in 2 months). PM founder built the UX around actual meeting friction. Too early to show retention curve — hold 60 days or sell to technical operator.

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